Slim Sherman: NSFW Alphabet

Whenever I write a character, I tend to start with these NSFW headcanons. I write a decent amount of NSFW content in my stories and this helps me build this part of them in my mind since this side of their behavior is typically not shown in the television series. This is particularly true of these older TV series! 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Slim is certainly the tough protector when he needs to be. But after sex? His gentle side shines through. He wants to make sure that she’s comfortable and enjoys being with him.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn’t necessarily have a favorite body part of his own, but he’s confident in his strength. Being a rancher definitely is a huge catalyst to that. As far as his partner is concerned, he has an affinity for her neck and jawline. He has a habit of placing his hands on her neck and face when he kisses her and places soft kisses in those areas frequently.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

His preference is really to cum inside of his partner. It’s very intimate and he truly is not the kind of guy to just sleep with any woman. If a woman is in his life and they’ve reached this level of intimacy, then she must be something else! It takes quite a person to get Slim to really carve time out of his busy and unpredictable days at the relay station.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Slim is as clean cut as they get for a man in his late 20s in 1870s Wyoming Territory. Is there a possibility that he’s spent some time with a saloon girl? Sure. But, he’s turned down quite a few once he realizes they just expect him to take advantage of them.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn’t completely without experience even if being in charge of the ranch takes up most of his time now. Before his father passed away, Slim had a girlfriend that he was able to slip away from his responsibilities to fool around with. He may not be an expert, but he is willing to learn what she likes and at least has experience with the “basics”.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

So, realistically this is the 1870s and the Kama Sutra is just not something you can find in the Wyoming Territory. That in mind, missionary is his typical ‘go-to’ position. There may be occasions where she may climb on top or he may come from behind, but it depends on their location, mood, pacing, etc.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Slim has a good sense of humor in general, but bringing it into the bedroom isn’t necessarily intentional. He really takes the intimacy of their time together to heart and doesn’t want to ruin it by being stupid. However, he can absolutely laugh off any mishaps or almost being caught or heard by the others.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Fortunately for Slim he has blonde hair and his overall body hair is relatively sparse. However, it is the late 1800s and personal grooming was absolutely not a top concern for men or women. We’ll just pretend that their hygiene was better than it actually was.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Slim is absolutely a romantic guy and wants their time together to reflect that. He doesn’t want sex to just be another “job” or thing that they’re “supposed” to do. Although unusual for the time, he genuinely wants her to enjoy what they’re doing and understand how much he loves her.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If he has the time, privacy, and need he will do it. Sometimes it’s just a good stress reliever. But, ideally he doesn’t need to and realistically he doesn’t always have the privacy.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

If you really want to consider it a kink, he does have a preference for having sex with most of his and his partner’s clothing on. This is largely due to lack of complete privacy on the ranch (in or out of the house). So, over time it could become a kink with the idea of how easily they can get to one another without over exposing themselves.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Now, locations are a little more on the creative side strictly due to not being the only two people in the house. Slim and his lady have snuck off to the barn, the shower stall, his bed (if no one is going to be in for a while), and they’ve even ridden off to somewhere secluded on the rare instances Slim takes the afternoon off.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Once she was around long enough to really start getting involved in the day to day of the relay station, Slim didn’t think he could love her more. He really admired how she just stepped right into helping Jonesy with what went on in the house and took care of ALL of them. Watching her really gets to him and he just wants to take her into his arms and show her how much he appreciates her.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will never, under any circumstances, force her to do things that make her uncomfortable or engage in something that would cause her pain. They may have to find creative places to be together, but he would never intentionally expose or embarrass her.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Like most men of the era, it truly wouldn’t dawn on him to perform oral on his partner. For the sake of this headcanon however, I could see him being willing to do it for her. But, like most men, he would mostly enjoy receiving.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He is definitely on the gentler side and enjoys taking his time. There isn’t a lot of downtime in the rest of their daily life, so when they can slow down and enjoy one another, it’s heaven!

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quickies do happen from time to time, especially since privacy is an issue. It’s not always preferred, but sometimes necessary.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Slim isn’t one to put them at risk for getting injured or even purposefully caught. He has enough risks to handle day-to-day and he doesn’t want sex to fall into that category. The biggest risk they run into is being heard or almost caught when they aren’t quite alone on the ranch, but can’t keep their hands off one another. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

With the work he does, long rides, etc. Slim has pretty decent stamina for a man of his age and profession. Fortunately, it carries over into the bedroom (or wherever they happen to be) and he can go a few rounds before he has to tap out. However, the second and third rounds are significantly shorter. There are some days that his stamina is low if things had been particularly taxing.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys are definitely not something he or his partner would even know what to do with. They’ve got each other and that’s all they need.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

When he is in the mood to get her riled up he can be the biggest tease! He’ll wear the tightest, most revealing jeans he has (she’s not as subtle as she thinks when ogling him) and strut around knowing he’ll catch her eye. It doesn’t take her long to realize he’s teasing her and he can’t keep the grin off his face as she tries, without success, to be upset with him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

They’ve both trained themselves to be as quiet as they can manage since they’re typically within earshot of 3 other people. His younger brother Andy may be old enough to have “the talk”, but Slim really doesn’t want him to hear them. Slim’s breathing and an occasional grunt or groan are the most that will come from him. But, there have been occasions that he’s lost control if it’s been a while or things are just particularly good.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

The idea came to him when he had to stay in town overnight and slept alone in his hotel room. There was privacy, a warm, clean bed, and access to a hot bath that wouldn’t be interrupted by Jess or Andy. The next time he had to stay in town, he made a point of taking her with him. It was like they were rediscovering each other all over again! Only thing they forgot was how little insulation there was between them and their neighbors and it afforded them a few stares and smirks when they left their room the next morning.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

There is absolutely no doubt that Slim is above average. His tight jeans don’t hide a thing and there are certain pairs that even provide a pretty detailed outline of what he’s packing. A tailor will never have to ask him if he dresses left or right. His cock speaks for itself and he has zero issue with people seeing him.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is average for a man his age. If his partner is interested, he’s ready. However, the stress of running a ranch, relay station, and just being in the 1870s Wyoming Territory (dangerous times) tend to kill the mood. Slim is just not one to force himself or his partner.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tries to stay up for a little bit to make sure that she’s comfortable and to get cleaned up. But, once he’s settled and his head hits the pillow it’s lights out! It makes sense though, the man is up at dawn to get his day started 99.9% of the time; poor baby is EXHAUSTED!