John-Boy Walton NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

John-boy is extremely attentive afterwards. Cleaning her up, getting her water, and in general making sure she’s comfortable before settling down. By nature he is a super caring person and it shows in the bedroom too.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He appreciates the female form in general, but what really captures his attention is her smile. He’ll do anything to see it make her whole face light up. As for his own body, he never really thinks about it too much. However, he’s been told that his hands and eyes are attractive.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s not one to make a mess on purpose, so cumming inside her is preferable. It’s also a super intimate experience and if he’s sleeping with her it’s likely they’re married (maybe engaged) and planning to have children. He is a good Baptist boy after all!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This isn't anything Earth shattering, but he was just shy of penetrative sex with a girlfriend in high school. He’s pretty sure no one knows, it was hard to get too far with family and friends always being so close to begin with.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very. He was 100% raised to respect women and aside from getting close with a high school girlfriend it didn’t happen until his twenties. When he met his fiance, they were together for around a year and stuck with heavy petting until right around their wedding. They decided to have their first time a few weeks before so they could enjoy their wedding night and honeymoon without the awkwardness.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

John is a very vanilla guy. He prefers to stick with missionary, woman on top, or spooning. All very romantic and more intimate positions.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s not goofy on purpose, but isn’t afraid to laugh when things get a little awkward or don’t go as planned.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He has relatively light hair, but it is noticeable on his chest, a strip down his belly, arms, and legs. Considering it’s the 30s and 40s, grooming was not a thing. I can imagine that he might trim on occasion, but not likely. Carpet definitely matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

John is the definition of romantic! Flowers, candles, wine, etc. when he’s feeling EXTRA romantic! The love between himself and his partner is the most important aspect of sex for him. The whole experience is centered around expressing how much they love each other.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Only when he REALLY needs to. Being the oldest of 7 and having a total of 11 people in the house makes it hard to find privacy or time. But, there were definitely times he managed to take care of it when needed.

K = Kiss (What kind of kisser are they)

Passionate and gentle. His kisses are filled with feeling, but without being aggressive. He’s balanced between soft and rough. Tongue sometimes, but usually reserved for more private moments.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

At home or somewhere that is private. 99% of the time is in bed. However, there was that one time on his honeymoon that the borderline dangerous fun of messing around in the bathtub was discovered. Sadly their tub at home just isn’t as roomy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He genuinely is motivated by love. He just loves his girl so damn much he can’t keep his hands off of her. The desire to show her how much he loves her just ignites it all!

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that is degrading, painful, or would risk their privacy.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

In life John-boy is a giver and it carries over. He wants her to know how much he loves her and wants sex to be just as enjoyable for her as it is for him. Once he realized how responsive she was to this and how much it turned him on, it became a staple. However, he doesn’t turn down reciprocation unless he is super close to finishing and he would rather finish inside her.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual is the standard pace that’s set. Only occasionally are things a little faster and rougher. That’s generally because they’re visiting his parents and the chance of being heard or caught is much higher!

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quickies are very rare and reserved for the times they’ve been staying in the Walton home for a long period of time and just can’t keep their hands off. The chances of being heard or caught are quite high, so the label of quickie is no joke.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

John, as previously mentioned, is a vanilla guy. He’s not going to risk exposing, embarrassing, injuring, or degrading his partner for something experimental. He cares about her way too much and is happy to stay in their comfort zone. Now, if she insisted on trying something he may be willing, but only after making certain it would go smoothly.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go for a couple of rounds and lasts around 15 to 20 minutes (a bit above the average). He may have played around with edging (even if they didn't call it that) so he could last a little longer.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys are really not a thing. Again, it was the 30s and 40s and toys were not widely used or even talked about. So even if there was something, it never would have crossed his or his partner's mind to try it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s not into teasing very much when it comes to sex and if he does it’s not intentional. However, he is a fan of PDA and has no problem sneaking up behind her and planting kisses on her cheek, neck, lips. He loves making her flustered and watching her blush, but that's the closest to teasing he gets.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not super loud, but he’s not quiet either. Between him and his partner, he’s the one who needs to keep it in check if they’re sneaking a quickie while visiting home.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He definitely likes to cuddle while he sleeps. He takes the role of the big spoon, her head on his chest, or just an arm or leg draped over her. Some nights they may fall asleep in their own space, but nine times out of ten she will wake up with him wrapped around her somehow.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

A little above average and could be considered a shower if his pants fall a certain way.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I’d categorize his sex drive as average. A few times a month seems to be the norm with life’s business. If he and his partner can manage more then they go for it, but they aren’t necessarily aching without it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll lie there and chat for a little while before beginning to drift off. Typically his partner drifts off first as his voice soothes her to sleep.